The rift between video games and reality is a large one, despite our best efforts to claim otherwise. But the differences are quite obvious once we look at how mechanically, video games are totally, foolishly outlandish. Like, maybe they were conceived by a kid with a severe case of the silly-brains, So this is a fairly in-depth study of big ways video games differ from reality. Some are physics-based, while others exemplify how we should avoid practical application of video game techniques at all costs. This is the list of ten things that happen in video games, but don't cut it in real life.
1. If You Collect Coins, You're Either A Nerd, Or You're Homeless ( example: Super Mario Series )
2. Eating Food Off The Ground Doesn't Make You Healthier ( example: Most 1980s and 1990s games )
3. Hiding In Shadows Doesn't Render You Invisible ( example: Splinter Cell Series )
4. Double Jumping Doesn't Really Work (e
xample: Super Smash Bros.)
5. Going In Water Doesn't Instantly Kill You ( e
xample: Red Dead Redemption )
6. Life Doesn't Let You Skip Through Boring Conversations ( e
xample: Mass Effect )
7. You Can't Carry 15 Guns And Still Walk Like A Normal Human Being ( e
xample: Most FPS )
8. Rocket Jumping Will Literally Kill You Instantly ( e
xample: Team Fortress )
9. Tilting Your Guitar Won't Make You Rock Harder ( e
xample: Guitar Hero )
10. Gunshot Wounds Don't Just Fade Away ( e
xample: Call of Duty: Black Ops )
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